#OKXPizzaDay My Bitcoin Pizza Confession (I’m the guy who said “no thanks”) There are two types of people in crypto: 1. Those who wish they were Laszlo Hanyecz in 2010. 2. Those who actually were around in 2010… and did nothing. Hi. I’m #2. And this Pizza Day, I’m ready to embarrass myself on OKX星球. --- The story you know: May 22, 2010. Laszlo bought two pizzas for 10,000 BTC. Today, that’s $800M+ worth of regret wrapped in pepperoni. The story you don’t know: My friend Mark messaged me in July 2010. “Dude,” he said. “There’s this thing called Bitcoin. You can mine like 50 coins a day on your laptop. Wanna try?” I said: “Sounds fake. Also, my laptop gets hot.” Mark mined for two weeks. Got about 700 BTC. Then he got bored and deleted the wallet. Last year, Mark and I sat in a bar. We did the math. Then we ordered two pizzas. We didn’t speak for 20 minutes. --- Why I’m posting this on #OKXPizzaDay Because OKX星球 said: “Come play. Memes, jokes, abstract literature — all welcome.” So here’s my abstract literature: I held nothing. I have no private key. My only wallet is a regret-shaped hole in my heart. But I still love pizza. --- The real meme Everyone laughs at Laszlo. But Laszlo did something. He made crypto real. Me? I just watched from the couch, eating a frozen pizza, thinking “maybe next year.” Spoiler: next year never came. Until now. This Pizza Day, I’m not crying over 10,000 BTC. I’m buying two slices, posting this thread, and tagging @OKX星球 — because winning a limited-edition mug would be my first crypto win in 16 years. --- Final line Laszlo bought the future with pizza. Mark deleted the future by accident. I ignored the future because my laptop was warm. We are not the same. But we all deserve a prize. \#OKXPizzaDay @OKX星球 — Yours truly, the guy who said “no thanks” $BTC $OKB